I have been aseep at the wheel apparently. I knew my boyfriend was going to be on the lastest Madonna CD/Record/Album depending on your age....but I had nooooo idea it was already leaked to onto the dubbya dubbya dubbya.
Has anyone heard it? Does anyone know where to find it? Me thinks me must get on iTunes ASAP and check it out.
Dear God! Why in the world do the make the people that are voted off of American Idol sing AGAIN?!?!? Aren't you in the predicament you are in because (say it like Ryan Seacrest) America voted...........and you are not the next American Idol? We DID NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SANG THE SONG THE FIRST TIME - why on EARTH would I want to hear it again? My ears are bleeding thanks to Kady Malloy. Hey Katy - see the people around you crying - yeah well I'll let you in on a little secret - They AIN'T cryin' because you are leaving.
Oh woe is me. I really need to stop checking dudes out. I mean, really. I am married. But I am starting to feel like a modern day Mrs. Robinson. No - not sleeping with younger men and all of that - just developing crush upon crush.
The latest victim:
David Cook from American Idol. *****SWOON************
First, apparently I have a thing for left handed dudes. Second, musically inclined. Third, when he sings, the right corner of his mouth makes this little smile that does things to me.....now you have to watch it. And I will watch it too. Again and again and again.
Hello David Cook. You sometimes see me pass outside your door because I AM OBSESSED WITH YOU! It is you I have been looking for. You don't need me to tell you how to win my heart because you already have.
Sigh. It has gotten so bad I have even stalked him on Myspace. Yes he has a page. Yes he was in a band (Mid West Killers among others). Yes their song is my default song on Myspace. Yes I am a lunatic.
It's so bad - I have even added this little snippet of a song to my iPod. Dear Lord - please help me.
